and then the lorax came back with more gripes.

round corn chips should actually be oval. when eating round ones i have the urge to put the whole thing in my mouth at once, but then the edges rub against the corners of my mouth and salt makes them feel cruddy. ovals... they would fit perfectly.

and who designed gallon bottles of windshield washer fluid? my tank holds about 4/5 of a gallon, and then i have this dumb leftover amount that i have to throw in the trunk of my car so it can roll around for the next 4 months until i actually run out. but then i only have this tiny amount in my tank, and it runs out sooner. and then i have nothing, so i have to go buy another gallon.

and i think a pencil should about 1/4 eraser and only 3/4 wood and lead. whoever invented the pencil was being way too optimistic about the number of mistakes i might make.

on the contrary, whoever decided pens should now only be filled about 1/3 of the way up with ink was way too pessimistic about how long i would want to write with the pen. i mean come on, the tube that holds the ink is as long as the pen. fill that sucker up. yes, pen-inventor, i will buy fewer pens, but i will like you more.

lastly, toothpaste used to come in a metal tube when i was younger. now they are plastic. the metal was awesome because you could squeeze as you go and it just stayed squeezed and folded over. plastic doesn't have the same properties and every time you use it you have to re-squeeze. seems redundant and unnecessary.